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Samantha: Ladies! Seamen, twelve o'clock!
Miranda: I pray when I turn around there are sailors, because with her, you never know.

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Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.
Samantha (to Carrie): You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?

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Miranda: I don't know... is it okay to *do one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?
Carrie: If one more person asks me that today...

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Charlotte: Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see you next Tuesday?
Samantha: My what?
Charlotte (drawing characters in the air): C - U - Next -
Carrie: Tuesday? Oh my God! Was that a schoolhouse rock I missed?

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Carrie: It was a typical downtown male mix. Ten percent Wall Street, ten percent real estate, and ten percent Samantha had already slept with.

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Samantha: I'm a tri-sexual...I'll try anything once

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Miranda: Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy.  Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.

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Charlotte (about Samantha): I don't think she's a lesbian.  I think she just ran out of men.

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Samantha: Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes!  When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

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Miranda: He has only one ball and I have a lazy ovary.  In what world does that create a baby?…It's like the Special Olympics of conception!

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Samantha: Easy?  You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there.  Teeth placement, and jaw stress and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses?.  Easy?  Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!

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