On New York...
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New York City is all about sex. People getting it,
people trying to get it, people who can't get it. No wonder
the city never sleeps. It's too busy trying to get laid.
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I have to say, this is my first trip to New York...not
for me. The garbage, the noise, I don't know how you put up
with it.
Thanks. I had a great time.
Wait, you're going home alone? It's rough out there.
Nah. It isn't so bad.
If Louis was right, and you only get one
great love, then New York may just be mine...and I can't have
nobody talkin' shit about my boyfriend.
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I had to walk all the way from the subway in these
heels. My feet are killing me.
Why didn't you just carry them and wear sneakers like
everyone else?
Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan but you can't
take me out of my shoes.
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Maybe I can't leave New York. I don't know how I'd
do someplace else.
Believe me, your fabulousness would translate.
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I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight?
Well, it's not that simple anymore. The real question
is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?
The gay straight man was a new strain of
heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure
to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theatre and antique furniture.
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Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic?
Because it is.
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I'm tired of New York.
If you're tired, you take a napa, you don't move to
Napa.
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Despite the fact that there are over eight million people
on the island of Manhattan, there are times you still feel shipwrecked
and alone. Times even the most resourceful survivor would feel
the need to put a message in a bottle, or on an answering machine.
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I don't talk to Steve about my work.
And he doesn't mind?
I think he prefers it that way.
But you guys share everything else.
Because we're in Brooklyn. There's no one else to
talk to!
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There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8
million single women, and of these more than 3 million people,
about 12 think they're having enough sex.
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